This is totally unrelated to the video, which I haven’t seen yet, but I have some low-key makeup advice for you (as you have voiced your aversion to the stuff).

Clinique Black Honey Almost Lipstick.

I used to sell Clinique in Berkeley – not a real makeup-y city – and I sold a tube of Black Honey to nearly every woman who walked up to the counter. Not just me, either – it’s Clinique’s best-selling lipstick and has been for perhaps a decade.

The stuff basically brings out more lip color (don’t be frightened by the black-red it appears in the tube), and, applied lightly, is imperceptible as lipstick. It’s sheer, it’s natural, it’s lippa from heaven. It’s so subtle you can actually apply it without looking in a mirror.

Give it a try!

P.S. Shu Uemura eyelash curler… not as scary as it looks and instantly pretty-fying

P.P.S. Nars Orgasm blush… a glow as good as the name

P.P.P.S. This trio will take five minutes of your time, less with practice!