April 30, 2009
Yuk
Tonight is the last night of MMS 2009 (Microsoft IT Management conference) in Vegas. To *celebrate*, I was playing blackjack at the Mirage. (Shoe, stay on soft 17, surrender)
Well, a guy, probably in his late 20’s, and D-R-U-N-K sat down in the seat next to me. First hand I lost (20 to dealers drawn-to 21), he says:
“You want a backrub?”
Me: “No thanks.”
Couple more hands….
“It will be relaxing.”
Me: No reply.
“Really”
Dealer: “Hey, She’s Married!”
“Backrub’s ain’t cheatin'”
YUK!
Leslie Irish Evans said,
May 1, 2009 at 9:03 am
LOL! Welcome to the ugly part of womanhood!
Long Story Longer said,
May 1, 2009 at 10:34 am
Barf. That gets so damn old.
Matt said,
May 2, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Megan? you know what this means? you win. You totally win at being a woman. You win. you’re a woman now.